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Non-Vegetarian Bumper Stickers"Dude, what's up with this page?!" First off let me say that I respect other people's views and their right to eat what they want or don't want. For instance, I have a friend who's a vegan - for health reasons. He's not a "religious" vegan or anything. He doesn't have one of those wacky bumper stickers that say, "Meat is Murder." Give me a break! If you believe the tree-huggers, then you'd have to wonder if carrots scream when they're "cut down." So, we'll start off with the following bumper stickers to get our opinion across:
We designed that last one to look like the, "Meat is Murder" bumper sticker that I've seen around. Have you ever watched the Discovery Channel and seen like a Cheeta chase down and devour a Gazel? Talk about violent! Are humans not part of the food chain? To listen to some of these guys, they'd have the Cheeta in anger management classes eating pasta. Then they'd be doing time for their "murder." Of course the liberals would make sure they had color TVs and "hot" pasta. Well, like it or not, nature is pretty violent. And all living things feed off of other living things. I didn't invent this stuff - it's just the way it is. Then you have the loonies over at PETA (People For the Ethical Treatment of Animals). They want to turn all the animals loose, pets and all. My wife raises dogs, and I have to tell you, they have it made. The slightest hint of a problem means a trip to the vet. They are pampered. Great food, great care, lots of affection. If *I* were to walk in the house with a bad cut, she'd tell me not to bleed on the carpet. So, why would these dogs want to go back to the wild? In my next life, I'm coming back as a domesticated dog!
Then if you really want to see a site, go to India where you have "Big Macs" on the hoof running around wild, while people are starving to death. And of course these cows have to eat, and what do they eat? The vegetarian stuff! They won't even kill the rats, that also consume grain, etc, as well as pack diseases around. Time for a new religion if you ask me. Maybe I'll sneak over there and put my "Eat Me" bumper sticker on the south end of all the cows and see what happens. Maybe they'd think it was a communication from the gods, or something. I think I'll secretly start setting up Burger King franchises, so they're ready to go!
Have you seen the bumper sticker that says, "Heart Attack-- God's revenge for eating His animal friends?" Ya? Remember Yule Gibbons, the "ever eat a tree" guy? Died of a heart attack. The tree huggers probably have one for that. You could die of constipation from a carrot up your rear too. Well, in closing we offer this bumper sticker, inspired by a cook book you can buy over at www.hogonice.com -
If you didn't find the bumper stickers you were looking for, suggest one to us. We've provided the "Suggest-a-Sticker" feature on our web site for just this purpose.. While we don't pay for bumper sticker ideas, we can tell you it's pretty cool to make a suggestion and then see it in print! So, if you want to suggest a bumper sticker idea, go for it! |
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