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| 2008 Elections |
!@#$%!* |
| Anyone But Hillary Clinton |
#53 |
| Anyone but McCain |
3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the Population |
| Anyone but Obama |
90% of politics is deciding whom to blame |
| Barack Obama 2008 |
99% of Lawyers give the rest a bad name |
| Don't Blame Me I Voted For McCain |
99% of Politicians Give The Rest A Bad Name |
| Don't Blame Me I Voted For Pedro |
A bird in the hand is better than one overhead |
| Don't Blame Me Voted For Jon Stewart |
A Clear Conscience Is The Sign Of A Bad Memory |
| Go Sarah |
A closed mouth gathers no foot |
| Hillary in 2008? I'm Moving to Canada |
A Fine is a Tax for doing wrong, a Tax is a Fine for doing well |
| Hillary (w/hammer & sickle) |
A fool and his money are Girl's best Friend |
| Hillary Clinton 2008 |
A Government Which Robs Peter To Pay Paul |
| Hillary does the work of three men. Moe, Curly and Larry |
ACLU Anti Christian Looneys' Union |
| Hillary-she's not my man |
Actions speak louder than bumper stickers |
| Horatio Caine 2008 |
After 12 years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said "No hablos ingles." |
| Horatio Caine 2008 |
After I Cook the Vegetables what do I do with the wheelchairs? |
| I Love Hillary |
Aggresive by nature Rugby by choice |
| I Love Sarah |
Ahoy Thar Mateys |
| I Voted For McCain- 2008 Presidential Election Bumper Stickers |
Air National Guard |
| I Voted For Obama- 2008 Presidential Election Bumper Stickers |
Al Gore the bigfoot of carbon footprints |
| I'd Like To Share Your Wealth |
All Extremists should be Shot |
| It Takes Village To Defeat Hillary |
All Men Die Few ever Truly Live |
| January 20 2008 |
Amatuers build the ark, professionals built the Titanic |
| Joe Walsh 2008 |
Ambition is a poor excuse to not be lazy |
| John McCain 2008 |
America the Beautiful |
| John Stewart 2008 |
Anarchy is not Freedom |
| Just Say No To McCain |
Annoy A Conservative Think For Yourself |
| Just Say No To Obama |
Annoy A Liberal Think For Yourself |
| Life's a bitch don't vote for one |
Annoy a Liberal Work Hard and Be Happy |
| McCain & Palin 2008 |
Antidisestablishmentarianism |
| McCain Is So Bush League |
Anybody going slower than you is an idiot. Anyone going faster than you is a maniac. |
| McCain Means More of the Same |
Anyone But Hillary Clinton |
| Now We're Really Skrewed |
Anyone but McCain |
| Obama & Biden 2008 |
Anyone but Obama |
| Obama A Hope For Change |
Anyone can sit up take notice. Will you get up and take action? |
| Obama Oh Bummer |
Aren't you due back at the lab to get your bolts tightened? |
| Obama Time For Change |
Army National Guard |
| Pedro For President |
As I lay in bed looking at the starts, I asked myself, ' where the heck is the ceiling?' |
| Re-Elect Hillary? |
As If |
| Send McCain Down The Drain |
As long as there's tests there'll be prayer in school |
| The trouble with political jokes is that they get elected |
Avast Me Hearties |
| Vote Blue |
Avast Ye Landlubber |
| Vote Democrat Its Better Than Working |
Bad Ass Girls Drive Bad Ass Toys |
| Vote For Inexperience Obama & Palin |
Bah Humbug |
| Vote Red |
Bail Me Out Too |
| We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office |
Balance The Budget |
| Welcome To The Obamanation |
Barack Obama 2008 |
| Woman president yes, Hillary no way |
Be careful reading health books. You may die of a misprint |
| Yes We Can |
Beelzebug, Satan in the form of a Mosquito |
| Yes We Did |
Been Dieting For Month so far I've lost 31 days |
| And I Vote |
Been there done that got the sticker |
| Convicted Felon And I Vote |
Beginnings are shakey, endings sad. Focus on the part in between. |
| I'm dead and I vote |
Big oil wants your blood |
| I'm on steroids and I vote |
Billion Here Billion There Soon You're Talking Real Money |
| I'm patriotic I voted twice |
Birds of a feather flock to a freshly washed car |
| Illegal Alien And I Vote |
Black holes suck |
| Animals |
Blow Me Down |
| I Brake For Unicorns |
Born Free Taxed To Death |
| I Love My Appaloosa |
Borrow from pessimists they don't expect to be paid back |
| I Love My Arabian |
Both sides are wrong |
| I Love My Basset Hound |
Bumper stickers are frivolous |
| I Love My Beagle |
Bumper stickers are stupid |
| I Love My Boston Terrier |
Buncha Jive Muthas |
| I Love My Boxer |
Bureaurcracy Method for changing energy into solid waste |
| I Love My Brontosaurus |
Buy diamonds for me |
| I Love My Bulldog |
Calvinist by free choice |
| I Love My Cat |
Cannibals don't eat clowns. They taste funny |
| I Love My Chihuahua |
Carpe per Diem. Seize the check |
| I Love My Cocker Spaniel |
Change the World Start With Yourself |
| I Love My Dachshund |
Chaos, panic disorder. My work here is done. |
| I Love My Dog |
Chicken little was right |
| I Love My Draft Horse |
Children are the future unless we stop them now |
| I Love My Friesian |
Clubbed My Ex |
| I Love My German Shepherd |
Clubbed My Man |
| I Love My Golden Retriever |
Clubbed My Woman |
| I Love My Great Dane |
Coast Guard |
| I Love My Havanese |
Coexist |
| I Love My Lab |
Coffee Made Me What I Am |
| I Love My Maltese |
College student hanging a BA |
| I Love My Min Pin |
College student working on BS |
| I Love My Mini Horse |
Come to the dark side, we have cookies |
| I Love My Morgan |
Committee-A group that takes minutes and loses hours |
| I Love My Mustang |
Complaint department |
| I Love My Paint Horse |
Congress Is Like A Baby |
| I Love My Pit Bull |
Congressional Economics- if it moves tax it, if it keeps moving regulate it, if it stops moving subsidize it |
| I Love My Pomeranian |
Consciousness-That annoying time between naps |
| I Love My Poodle |
Conservatives Aren't Ignorant |
| I Love My Pug |
Convicted Felon And I Vote |
| I Love My Quarter Horse |
Dads Rock |
| I Love My Raptor |
Dads Rule |
| I Love My Rottweiler |
Dance Like No One's Watching |
| I Love My Shih Tzu |
Darwin said it, I believe and that's good enough for me |
| I Love My T-Rex |
Dead People Honk If You Voted |
| I Love My Tennessee Walker |
Defeat Osama, Obama & Chelsea's Mama |
| I Love My Yorkshire Terrier |
Democracy Who Will Get Blame |
| I Spayed My Cat |
Dieting-Corporal Downsizing |
| I Spayed My Dog |
Disagreement Is Not Hatred |
| I used to say the world was going to the dogs. I stopped saying that out of respect for the dogs. |
Do I look like a freakin' people person? |
| I'm going to vet to be tutored |
Do skeletons have politicians in their closets? |
| If evolution was true, cats could run can openers |
Do You Dig the Rebop Dad |
| In Dog Years I'm Dead |
Don't believe everything |
| Lord, help me be the person my dog thinks I am |
Don't Blame Me I Didn't Vote For Anyone |
| My keys are on the seat |
Don't Blame Me I Voted For Dino Rossi- Political Bumper Stickers |
| My Labrador Retriever is smarter than you honor student |
Don't Blame Me I Voted For Jack Sparrow |
| The Average Dog Is Nicer Than The Average Person |
Don't Blame Me I Voted For Joe Walsh |
| The more I'm around people the more I like my dog |
Don't Blame Me I Voted For Kerry/Edwards |
| What Would Scooby Do |
Don't Blame Me I Voted For McCain |
| Women & cats will do as they please, Men and dogs should relax and get used to it |
Don't Blame Me I Voted For Pat Paulsen |
| Attitude |
Don't Blame Me I Voted For Pedro |
| Borrow from pessimists they don't expect to be paid back |
Don't Blame Me I Voted For The Other Guy |
| Dance Like No One's Watching |
Don't Blame Me I Voted For The Smothers Brothers |
| Get over it |
Don't Blame Me I Voted For Waldo |
| Half a wit is better than none |
Don't Blame Me Voted For Jon Stewart |
| I am the PMS avenger, do you have a problem with that |
Don't eat yellow snow, don't drink yellow beer |
| I made a mistake once. I thought I was wrong but it turned out I wasn't |
Don't Even |
| I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them |
Don't Free Paris |
| I Think I Can, I think I can |
Don't give a politician the keys to the city, change the locks instead |
| I'm Going For It Today No Anti Depressants |
Don't go to bed mad-Stay up and fight |
| Laudy frickin da |
Don't Worry About The World Ending Today |
| Live Fat Die Young and leave a really big corpse |
Dread Pirate Roberts |
| Never miss a good chance to shut up |
Drill Offshore Now |
| Pessimist-Someone who complains about noise when opportunity knocks |
Driver Carries No Cash He's Married |
| Take A Valium |
Eagles my soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines |
| Well behaved women rarely make history |
Earth first we'll log the other planets later |
| Winning- Getting Up one more time than you're knocked down |
Earth first we'll nuke the other planets later |
| You're Cute When you're Angry |
Earth first we'll pollute the other planets later |
| You're only young once but immaturity can last a lifetime |
Earth first we'll strip mine the other planets |
| Cars-Trucks |
Earth Is Insane Asylum for the universe |
| #53 |
Eat Me! |
| Bad Ass Girls Drive Bad Ass Toys |
Eat what you want and die like a man |
| Big oil wants your blood |
Eliminate Crime Legalize Everything |
| Driver Carries No Cash He's Married |
Eliminate extraneous, superfluous, unnecessary redundancy & repetition. |
| Getting humped at the pump |
Elvis is dead and I'm not feeling too good myself |
| Gimme Da Gas and nobody gets hoit |
Eschew Obfuscation |
| Go Ahead and Pass Me I'll See You At The Next Light |
Eternity-Smoking or Non-smoking |
| I Love My Acura |
Ever have one of those lives |
| I Love My Audi |
Ever see this headline Psychic Wins Lotto? |
| I Love My BMW |
Ever seen an Undernourished Politician? |
| I Love My Buick |
Ever Stop To Think then forget to start again? |
| I Love My Chrysler |
Everyone is entitled to my opinion |
| I Love My Datsun |
Experience is something you don't get until after you need it |
| I Love My Dodge |
Experience-learning crap you didn't want to know |
| I Love My Ford |
Feet Smell, Nose Runs? You're built upside down |
| I Love My GMC |
Fifteen Men On A Dead Man's Chest |
| I Love My Honda |
Fight organized Crime, Don't Re-elect Anyone |
| I Love My Hyundai |
First Rule Of Holes if you're in one, stop digging |
| I Love My Izusu |
Follow Your Dreams except that one where you're at school in your underwear |
| I Love My Jeep |
For Fast Relief Take 2 Tablets |
| I Love My Jimmy |
Forbidden Fruit creates Many Jams |
| I Love My Kia |
Fricken Lawyers |
| I Love My Lexus |
Fricken Politicians |
| I Love My Mazda |
Fricken' Idiot |
| I Love My Mercedes |
Friends don't let friends drink Starbucks |
| i Love My Mitsubishi |
Frisbeetarianism |
| I Love My Nissan |
George, Dick & Robert (3 Stooges) |
| I Love My Olds |
Get over it |
| I Love My Oldsmobile |
Getting humped at the pump |
| I Love My Porsche |
Gimme Da Gas and nobody gets hoit |
| I Love My Saab |
Gimme, gimme, gimme, I need, I need, I need |
| I Love My Subarau |
Give 100 percent At Work-10% on Monday... |
| I Love My SUV |
Give blood your insurance company is thirsty |
| I Love My Suzuki |
Give blood-Lawyers need to eat too |
| I Love My Toyota |
Give blood-Politicians need to eat too |
| I Love My V-Dub |
Give Peace A Chance |
| I Love My Volvo |
Give Peas A Chance |
| I Love My VW |
Givin' Evil Hell |
| I'd rather be Jeepin' |
Global Warming Use the AC in your SUV |
| If you can read this flip me over |
Go Ahead and Pass Me I'll See You At The Next Light |
| If you can read this get off my ass |
Go Sarah |
| Jeep Chick |
God created Coffee |
| Jeep-Get in, shut up, hang on |
Golf-The Proof In in the Putting |
| Jeeps Rule! |
Golfers are Happiest when they're Below par |
| Love My Chevy |
Gone For a Senior Moment be back soon (I hope) |
| My Economy Is In The Tank |
Good Die Young, Why Am I Still Here |
| My jeep doesn't leak, it marks its territory |
Gore Environmental Hypocrite |
| My Jeep Ran Over your *bleep* |
Government Big Enough To Give You Everything |
| My Other Car Is A Broom |
Gregoire is having a gas with taxes |
| My Other Car Is a Jeep |
Gregoire-She's not my governor |
| Silly boys Jeeps Are For Girls |
Guns don't kill people, I do |
| Silly boys-trucks are for girls |
Half a wit is better than none |
| Taking it in the rump at the pump |
Half Of My Heart Is In Iraq |
| This is a Car Not Bumper Car don't tailgate |
Ham and eggs-A days work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig |
| Ugly Car Club of America chart member. This car is hereby certified "butt ugly" |
Hand over the chocolate and nobody gets hurt |
| Ugly Car Owners Unite. That's the car not the owner |
Hang up and drive |
| Vroom Vroom |
Happiness is a North Bound Yankee |
| Zero to 60 in 45 minutes |
Happiness Is having A large Close-knit Family |
| Coffee |
Happy Birthday Jesus |
| Coffee Made Me What I Am |
Happy Chanukah |
| God created Coffee |
Happy Hanukkah |
| I Brake For Espresso |
Happy Holidays |
| I Break For Espresso |
Happy Holidays 2 |
| I Love Coffee |
Happy Mid Winter Solstice |
| I put instant coffee in the microwave and I almost went back in time |
Hard Work has a Future Pay-off laziness pays off now |
| I'm so hyper that coffee calms me down |
Hard work may not kill me, but hey, why take chances |
| Then God Created Coffee and behold it was good |
Has the wizard gotten back to you on that brain? |
| Humorous |
Have A Holly Jolly Christmas |
| 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the Population |
Have A Nice Day somewhere else |
| A Clear Conscience Is The Sign Of A Bad Memory |
He's Not My Governor |
| A Fine is a Tax for doing wrong, a Tax is a Fine for doing well |
Health Coverage For All |
| After I Cook the Vegetables what do I do with the wheelchairs? |
Health-Merely the Slowest possible Rate at which one will Die |
| Amatuers build the ark, professionals built the Titanic |
Heaven Goes By Favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out, and your dog would go in. |
| As I lay in bed looking at the starts, I asked myself, ' where the heck is the ceiling?' |
Heck is where people go who don't believe in Gosh |
| Beelzebug, Satan in the form of a Mosquito |
Hey baby, be the Mahi-Mahi on my seafood platter of love |
| Been Dieting For Month so far I've lost 31 days |
Hey Judy-As long as there's tests there'll be Prayer In School |
| Birds of a feather flock to a freshly washed car |
Hick Town U.S.A. We put the Tar back in Retard |
| Black holes suck |
Hillary in 2008? I'm Moving to Canada |
| Bumper stickers are frivolous |
Hillary (w/hammer & sickle) |
| Buncha Jive Muthas |
Hillary Clinton 2008 |
| Cannibals don't eat clowns. They taste funny |
Hillary does the work of three men. Moe, Curly and Larry |
| Carpe per Diem. Seize the check |
Hillary-she's not my man |
| Children are the future unless we stop them now |
Hillary-She's Not My President |
| Come to the dark side, we have cookies |
Ho Ho Ho |
| Complaint department |
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense |
| Consciousness-That annoying time between naps |
Honk if you love peace & quiet |
| Darwin said it, I believe and that's good enough for me |
Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired From a Car Window |
| Dieting-Corporal Downsizing |
Horatio Caine 2008 |
| Do You Dig the Rebop Dad |
Horatio Caine 2008 |
| Don't believe everything |
How can I miss you if you won't go away |
| Don't eat yellow snow, don't drink yellow beer |
How is my driving? Call: (SUM) 1-WHO-CARES |
| Don't Free Paris |
How Much Excise does it take to keep Uncle Sam fiscally fit? |
| Earth first we'll log the other planets later |
Huskies Lockered & Loaded |
| Earth first we'll nuke the other planets later |
I always wanted to be somebody. I guess I should have been more specific. |
| Earth first we'll pollute the other planets later |
I am a Deeply Superficial Person |
| Earth first we'll strip mine the other planets |
I Am Spartacus |
| Earth Is Insane Asylum for the universe |
I am the PMS avenger, do you have a problem with that |
| Eliminate extraneous, superfluous, unnecessary redundancy & repetition. |
I believe in E.T. I just got the phone bill. |
| Elvis is dead and I'm not feeling too good myself |
I believe in ghosts. My past came back to haunt me. |
| Eschew Obfuscation |
I believe in time travel. My past just caught up with me. |
| Ever see this headline Psychic Wins Lotto? |
I Brake For Beer |
| Ever Stop To Think then forget to start again? |
I Brake For Espresso |
| Everyone is entitled to my opinion |
I brake for red lights |
| Feet Smell, Nose Runs? You're built upside down |
I Brake For Tailgaters |
| First Rule Of Holes if you're in one, stop digging |
I Brake For Unicorns |
| Friends don't let friends drink Starbucks |
I Break For Espresso |
| Gimme Da Gas and nobody gets hoit |
I came, I saw, I shopped |
| Give Peas A Chance |
I Can Only Please One Person Per Day. Guess What Today Is Not Your Day |
| Gone For a Senior Moment be back soon (I hope) |
I Discovered the Meaning of Life then forgot to write it down |
| Ham and eggs-A days work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig |
I don't believe in athiests |
| Hand over the chocolate and nobody gets hurt |
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap |
| Hick Town U.S.A. We put the Tar back in Retard |
I don't have Wanderlust- I'm lost |
| Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense |
I Don't Suffer From Insanity I enjoy every minute of it |
| How is my driving? Call: (SUM) 1-WHO-CARES |
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it through not dying |
| I believe in E.T. I just got the phone bill. |
I Hate Lutefisk |
| I believe in ghosts. My past came back to haunt me. |
I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore |
| I believe in time travel. My past just caught up with me. |
I have a new philosophy I'm only going to Dread One Day At A Time |
| I Brake For Beer |
I have a photographic memory but not same day service |
| I brake for red lights |
I have amnesia and deja vu. I think I've forgotten this before. |
| I came, I saw, I shopped |
I have enough money to last a lifetime-As long as I die in the next 20 minutes |
| I don't believe in athiests |
I have the body of 20 year old, it's in the trunk and starting to smell |
| I don't have Wanderlust- I'm lost |
I have the body of a god, buddha -funny bumper stickers |
| I Don't Suffer From Insanity I enjoy every minute of it |
I Love Coffee |
| I Hate Lutefisk |
I Love Hillary |
| I have a photographic memory but not same day service |
I Love My Acura |
| I have amnesia and deja vu. I think I've forgotten this before. |
I Love My Appaloosa |
| I have enough money to last a lifetime-As long as I die in the next 20 minutes |
I Love My Arabian |
| I have the body of 20 year old, it's in the trunk and starting to smell |
I Love My Audi |
| I have the body of a god, buddha -funny bumper stickers |
I Love My Basset Hound |
| I spent too much on vacation. My bank balance < my sunscreen # |
I Love My Beagle |
| I suffer from CRS. I can't remember . . . |
I Love My BMW |
| I thought about being an athiest, but there weren't enough holidays |
I Love My Boston Terrier |
| I used to say the world was going to the dogs. I stopped saying that out of respect for the dogs. |
I Love My Boxer |
| I wish the buck stopped here, I could use a few |
I Love My Boy Friend |
| I'm an agnostic dyslexic insomniac. I lay awake all night wondering if there really is a dog |
I Love My Brontosaurus |
| I'm Not Talking To Myself I'm Talking to Buddy Holly |
I Love My Buick |
| I'm Not Talking To Myself I'm Talking to Elvis |
I Love My Bulldog |
| I'm Not Talking To Myself I'm Talking to James Dean |
I Love My Cat |
| I'm Not Talking To Myself I'm Talking to Janis Joplin |
I Love My Chihuahua |
| I'm Not Talking To Myself I'm Talking To Kurt Cobain |
I Love My Chrysler |
| I'm Not Talking To Myself I'm Talking to Marilyn Monroe |
I Love My Cocker Spaniel |
| I'm not talking to myself, I'm talking to Jim Morrison |
I love my country. It's the government I'm afraid of |
| I'm pro grandparent and I dote |
I Love My Dachshund |
| If Vegetarians eat vegetables what do Humanitarians eat? |
I Love My Datsun |
| If God want me to touch my toes, He would have put them on my knees |
I Love My Dodge |
| If I wrap duct tape around head, will it keep my brain from exploding? |
I Love My Dog |
| If it wasnt for the last minute nothing would get done |
I Love My Draft Horse |
| If it's Tourist Season why can't we shoot them? |
I Love My Ford |
| If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and the impersonators would be dead |
I Love My Friesian |
| If money talks chocolate sings |
I Love My German Shepherd |
| If your ship ever comes in, it will be docked by the Government. |
I Love My Girl Friend |
| Indubitably |
I Love My GMC |
| Iniquitous! |
I Love My Golden Retriever |
| Irish coffee provides all four food groups: Alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat |
I Love My Great Dane |
| Is it just me, or is it getting weird in here? |
I Love My Havanese |
| Is there anything they can't do? |
I Love My Honda |
| It's Bad Luck To Be Superstitious |
I Love My Husband |
| It's not hard to meet expenses, I meet them everywhere I go |
I Love My Hyundai |
| Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're a jerk |
I Love My Izusu |
| Joe Walsh 2008 |
I Love My Jeep |
| Just Say No To Lutefisk |
I Love My Jimmy |
| Let's Put Fun Back In Dysfunctional |
I Love My Kia |
| Life Begins At: 20, 30, 40, 50 (Forget it) |
I Love My Lab |
| Life hasn't been the same since that house fell on my sister |
I Love My Lexus |
| Livin' In A Van down by the river |
I Love My Maltese |
| Lord, help me be the person my dog thinks I am |
I Love My Mazda |
| Make me an offer I can't refuse |
I Love My Mercedes |
| Middle Age is when it takes longer to rest than it did to get tired |
I Love My Min Pin |
| Middle Age When Your Age Shows Around The Middle |
I Love My Mini Horse |
| Mmm, chocolate |
i Love My Mitsubishi |
| Money can't buy happiness but it makes misery easier to live with |
I Love My Morgan |
| Money is Better Than Poverty if only for financial reasons |
I Love My Mustang |
| My brain is like lightning. One brilliant flash and it's gone! |
I Love My Nissan |
| My Computer Beat Me At Chess But I Beat It At Kick Boxing |
I Love My Olds |
| My doctor told me I was fat. I said I wanted a second opinion. He said, 'OK, you're ugly too.' |
I Love My Oldsmobile |
| My Get Up And Go got up and went |
I Love My Paint Horse |
| My keys are on the seat |
I Love My Pit Bull |
| My wife said, take me some place expensive, so I took her to a gas station |
I Love My Pomeranian |
| My wild oats have turned to Shredded Wheat |
I Love My Poodle |
| Never call chicks broads |
I Love My Porsche |
| Never squat with your spurs on |
I Love My Pug |
| No job, no car, no money but I'm in a band! |
I Love My Quarter Horse |
| No toxic waste. Ban Lutefisk .- funny bumper stickers |
I Love My Raptor |
| Normal is just a setting on the washing machine |
I Love My Rottweiler |
| Nostalgia it's not what it used to be |
I Love My Saab |
| Not playing with full deck |
I Love My Shih Tzu |
| Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool |
I Love My Subarau |
| One person's humiliation is another's entertainment |
I Love My SUV |
| One Useless Man |
I Love My Suzuki |
| Only dead fish go with the flow |
I Love My T-Rex |
| Only One Oar In The Water |
I Love My Tennessee Walker |
| Pokemon, Rastafarian Proctologist |
I Love My Toyota |
| Procrastinate Now |
I Love My V-Dub |
| Real women don't have flashes they have Power Surges |
I Love My Volvo |
| Reintarnation, coming back to life as a Hillbilly |
I Love My VW |
| So Far Behind I'll Never Die |
I Love My Wife |
| Some days you're the seagull other days the statue |
I Love My Yorkshire Terrier |
| Some people are afraid of heights, personally I'm afraid of widths |
I Love Sarah |
| Someday we'll look back on all this ans plow into a parked car |
I Love Snorkeling |
| Speak your mind but drive a fast car |
I made a mistake once. I thought I was wrong but it turned out I wasn't |
| Speak your mind but ride a fast horse |
I May Be Fat but You're Ugly I can lose weight. Can you lose ugly? |
| Stop global warming, live like Al Gore |
I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them |
| Strip mining prevents forest fires |
I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception |
| Support green peas |
I put instant coffee in the microwave and I almost went back in time |
| The cheese slid off my cracker |
I see Dead People Voting |
| The more things change the more they stay insane |
I Spayed My Cat |
| The problem with doing nothing is knowing when you're finished |
I Spayed My Dog |
| The wages of sin depend on the deal you make with the publishers |
I spent too much on vacation. My bank balance < my sunscreen # |
| There are tens kinds of people-Those who understand binary and those who don't |
I suffer from CRS. I can't remember . . . |
| There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot |
I Think I Can, I think I can |
| They say we only use 10% of our brain. Just think if we used the other 60% |
I thought about being an athiest, but there weren't enough holidays |
| Time- It keeps everything from happening at once |
I Used To Be A Democrat Then I Woke Up |
| Toys in the attic |
I Used to Be a Republican Then I Woke Up |
| Very nice |
I used to say the world was going to the dogs. I stopped saying that out of respect for the dogs. |
| We don't need more Guns, we need more Bazookas |
I Voted For McCain- 2008 Presidential Election Bumper Stickers |
| We'll burn that bridge when we come to it |
I Voted For Obama- 2008 Presidential Election Bumper Stickers |
| What do you call a psychic midget who escapes from prison |
I Want My Country Back |
| What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about? |
I was married by Judge I should have asked for a jury |
| What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about? |
I went to fight and a Rugby match broke out |
| What Would Jack Bauer Do |
I wish the buck stopped here, I could use a few |
| What Would Scooby Do |
I would have wrote you a letter but I couldn't spell yuck |
| When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction |
I wouldn't mind my wife having last word, if only she'd get to it |
| When the chips are down the buffalo is empty |
I'd like to find your inner child and kick its little ass |
| Where The Hell Is Frostbite Falls |
I'd Like To Share Your Wealth |
| Who ya gonna believe, me or your own eyes? |
I'd love to help you out, which way did you come in? |
| Why is it so hot? And what am I doing in this handbasket? |
I'd rather be Jeepin' |
| Will Work For Fuel |
I'd Rather Be Sailing |
| You can't get there from here |
I'd Rather Hunt With Cheney Than Drive With Kennedy |
| Zero to 60 in 45 minutes |
I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too |
| Melancholy |
I'll Take Ye Down To Davey Jones Locker |
| After 12 years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said "No hablos ingles." |
I'm an agnostic dyslexic insomniac. I lay awake all night wondering if there really is a dog |
| Been there done that got the sticker |
I'm dead and I vote |
| Chicken little was right |
I'm Disinclined to Acquiesce to your Request |
| Don't Worry About The World Ending Today |
I'm Free Of All Prejudices I Hate Everyone Equally |
| Earth Is Insane Asylum for the universe |
I'm Going For It Today No Anti Depressants |
| Ever have one of those lives |
I'm going to vet to be tutored |
| Experience-learning crap you didn't want to know |
I'm not a slacker I'm doing' the stuff! |
| Good Die Young, Why Am I Still Here |
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens |
| Health-Merely the Slowest possible Rate at which one will Die |
I'm not completely worthless I can be used as a bad example |
| I always wanted to be somebody. I guess I should have been more specific. |
I'm not dead, convicted or illegal. She's not my governor |
| I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap |
I'm Not Talking To Myself I'm Talking to Buddy Holly |
| I have a new philosophy I'm only going to Dread One Day At A Time |
I'm Not Talking To Myself I'm Talking to Elvis |
| I'm not completely worthless I can be used as a bad example |
I'm Not Talking To Myself I'm Talking to James Dean |
| If Today Was A Fish I'd throw it back in |
I'm Not Talking To Myself I'm Talking to Janis Joplin |
| In Dog Years I'm Dead |
I'm Not Talking To Myself I'm Talking To Kurt Cobain |
| It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere |
I'm Not Talking To Myself I'm Talking to Marilyn Monroe |
| It's not the year it's the mileage |
I'm not talking to myself, I'm talking to Jim Morrison |
| Life Begins At: 20, 30, 40, 50 (Forget it) |
I'm OK You're OK everyone else is nuts |
| Life may begin at 50, but everything else starts to wear out, fall out or spread out |
I'm on steroids and I vote |
| Monday is the Root of all Evil |
I'm patriotic I voted twice |
| My Get Up And Go got up and went |
I'm pro grandparent and I dote |
| No use being pessimistic it just wouldn't work |
I'm so hyper that coffee calms me down |
| Remember, You're Unique just like everybody else |
I'm So Miserable Without You |
| The sooner I fall behind, the more time I'll have to catch up |
I'm still a hot momma now it just comes in flashes |
| Time to repress another memory |
I've made smarter things than you by eating fiber |
| You Can't Fall Off The Floor |
I've Never Fallen In Love But I've Stepped In It A Few Times |
| I'd Rather BeÉ |
If Vegetarians eat vegetables what do Humanitarians eat? |
| I'd Rather Be Sailing |
If a politician has A pulse don't trust 'em |
| Lawyers |
If BS was fuel the government could energize the whole world |
| 99% of Lawyers give the rest a bad name |
If evolution was true, cats could run can openers |
| Fricken Lawyers |
If God want me to touch my toes, He would have put them on my knees |
| Give blood-Lawyers need to eat too |
If I can't be #1 in your life then #2 on you |
| Jury-12 people who decide which client has the better lawyer |
If I wrap duct tape around head, will it keep my brain from exploding? |
| Lawyer, terrorist in 3-piece suit |
If it wasnt for the last minute nothing would get done |
| My Lawyer Can Beat Up Your Lawyer |
If it's Tourist Season why can't we shoot them? |
| The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers |
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and the impersonators would be dead |
| The meek inherit earth but the lawyers will take 40% |
If money talks chocolate sings |
| There're 2 problems with lawyer jokes. Lawyers don't think they're funny, nobody else thinks they're jokes |
If my nose was full of nickels, I'd blow it all on you |
| Too many lawyers, too little justice |
If progress means move forward, what does Congress mean? |
| Why be an outlaw when it's legal to be a lawyer |
If the Phone Don't Ring you'll know it's me |
| Why Don't Snakes Bite Lawyers? Professional courtesy. |
If Today Was A Fish I'd throw it back in |
| Wondering about the Supreme Court? Remember this, they're Lawyers |
If you can read this flip me over |
| Love-Relationships |
If you can read this get off my ass |
| A fool and his money are Girl's best Friend |
If you can read this thank a teacher. If you're reading this in English thank a soldier |
| Buy diamonds for me |
If You Wan't Leave Me Alone I'll find someone who will |
| Clubbed My Ex |
If you want to look out for #1 then don't step in #2 |
| Clubbed My Man |
If you're not behind our troops, feel free to be infront of them |
| Clubbed My Woman |
If your ship ever comes in, it will be docked by the Government. |
| Dads Rock |
Ignoranus, someone that's stupid & an asshole |
| Dads Rule |
Illegal Alien And I Vote |
| Don't go to bed mad-Stay up and fight |
Imagine A World Without Hypothetical Situations |
| Hey baby, be the Mahi-Mahi on my seafood platter of love |
Impeach Bush |
| How can I miss you if you won't go away |
In case of the rapture can I have your car? |
| I Love My Boy Friend |
In Dog Years I'm Dead |
| I Love My Girl Friend |
In God We Trust all others pay cash |
| I Love My Husband |
In Just Two Days tomorrow will be yesterday |
| I Love My Wife |
In Miami We Never Close |
| I was married by Judge I should have asked for a jury |
Inconceivable! |
| I would have wrote you a letter but I couldn't spell yuck |
Indubitably |
| I wouldn't mind my wife having last word, if only she'd get to it |
Iniquitous! |
| I'm So Miserable Without You |
Irish coffee provides all four food groups: Alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat |
| I'm still a hot momma now it just comes in flashes |
IRS-They have what it takes to take what you have |
| I've Never Fallen In Love But I've Stepped In It A Few Times |
Is anyone on board your train of thought? |
| If I can't be #1 in your life then #2 on you |
Is it 2008 yet? |
| If my nose was full of nickels, I'd blow it all on you |
Is it just me, or is it getting weird in here? |
| If the Phone Don't Ring you'll know it's me |
Is the glass Half Empty Or is it Half Full? Depends on who's buying. |
| If You Wan't Leave Me Alone I'll find someone who will |
Is there anything they can't do? |
| Love Is Grand divorce is 50 grand |
It doesn't take a village, it takes a mother and a father |
| Men have only two faults. Everything they say and everything they do |
It Takes Village To Defeat Hillary |
| Most girls are attracted to the simple things in life, like men |
It's Bad Luck To Be Superstitious |
| My husband said he needed more space so I locked him outside |
It's better to lose at Rugby than to win at Softball |
| My wife said she needed more space, so I locked her outside |
It's easier to love humanity than to love your neighbor |
| Never call chicks broads |
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere |
| Never marry a man who refers to the Rehearsal Dinner as the Last Supper |
It's not hard to meet expenses, I meet them everywhere I go |
| Of course we're communicating, can we not talk about it |
It's not the year it's the mileage |
| Romance-Ecstatic Cling |
It's That Time of Year (elections) |
| She got the gold mine, I got the shaft |
IXOYE |
| Sorry I Don't Date Outside My Species |
January 20 2008 |
| The VD clinic called. Stop sharing the love. |
Jeep Chick |
| Vintage Dude |
Jeep-Get in, shut up, hang on |
| You were only a Splinter as I slid down the Bannister Of Life |
Jeeps Rule! |
| Military |
Jesus Is The Reason For The Season |
| Air National Guard |
Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're a jerk |
| Army National Guard |
Jesus Save Me From Your Followers |
| Coast Guard |
Joe Walsh 2008 |
| Proud & Free |
John McCain 2008 |
| Semper Fi-The few, the proud, the U.S. Marine corps |
John Stewart 2008 |
| Support Our Troups |
Judge each day not by the harvest you reap but by the seeds you sow |
| U.S. Air Frorce |
Jury-12 people who decide which client has the better lawyer |
| U.S. Army |
Just Say No To Lutefisk |
| U.S. Marine Corps the few the proud |
Just Say No To McCain |
| U.S. Marine Corps the few, the proud |
Just Say No To Obama |
| U.S. Marines |
Just Say No to Political Correctness |
| U.S. Navy |
Laudy frickin da |
| Non-Vegetarian |
Laugh at yourself one in a while. Everyone else does |
| Eat Me! |
Lawyer, terrorist in 3-piece suit |
| Eat what you want and die like a man |
Lead me not into temptation. I can find it just fine by myself |
| If Vegetarians eat vegetables what do Humanitarians eat? |
Let's Put Fun Back In Dysfunctional |
| Level 5 Vegan I don't eat anything that casts a shadow |
Let's Roll |
| Meat Is Mm Mm Good |
Let's Roll |
| PETA-People Eating Tasty Animals |
Level 5 Vegan I don't eat anything that casts a shadow |
| Sacred Cows make Great Burgers |
Liberals Not Ignorant |
| Save a carrot. Eat a steak |
Life Begins At: 20, 30, 40, 50 (Forget it) |
| Vegetarian Old Indian Word For Bad Hunter |
Life hasn't been the same since that house fell on my sister |
| Patriotic |
Life IS Too Short To Drink Cheap Beer |
| America the Beautiful |
Life may begin at 50, but everything else starts to wear out, fall out or spread out |
| Anarchy is not Freedom |
Life's a bitch don't vote for one |
| Half Of My Heart Is In Iraq |
Live Fat Die Young and leave a really big corpse |
| If you can read this thank a teacher. If you're reading this in English thank a soldier |
Live Life to the Full Today |
| If you're not behind our troops, feel free to be infront of them |
Livin' In A Van down by the river |
| Let's Roll |
Lord, help me be the person my dog thinks I am |
| Let's Roll |
Love Is Grand divorce is 50 grand |
| My Daughter Is Serving In Iraq |
Love My Chevy |
| My Son Is Serving In Iraq |
Love Your Mother |
| Peace Through Victory. Win the War |
Make me an offer I can't refuse |
| POW-MIA Always missed, never forgotten |
May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions |
| Proud & Free |
McCain & Palin 2008 |
| Remember 9 11 |
McCain Is So Bush League |
| Support our troops, bring 'em home |
McCain Means More of the Same |
| Support Our Troups |
Meat Is Mm Mm Good |
| Thank you vets and welcome home |
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup |
| These colors don't run |
Men have only two faults. Everything they say and everything they do |
| These Colors Don't Run The Whole World |
Merry Christmas |
| United We Stand |
Merry Christmas To All |
| Veterans-thanks for your sacrifice |
Middle Age is when it takes longer to rest than it did to get tired |
| Welcome to America Now Learn English |
Middle Age When Your Age Shows Around The Middle |
| When a country forgets its defenders, it will itself be forgotten |
Mmm, chocolate |
| Philosophical |
Monday is the Root of all Evil |
| A bird in the hand is better than one overhead |
Money can't buy happiness but it makes misery easier to live with |
| A closed mouth gathers no foot |
Money is Better Than Poverty if only for financial reasons |
| Actions speak louder than bumper stickers |
Most girls are attracted to the simple things in life, like men |
| All Men Die Few ever Truly Live |
My boss says I'm Getting A Raise when hell freezes over |
| Antidisestablishmentarianism |
My brain is like lightning. One brilliant flash and it's gone! |
| Anyone can sit up take notice. Will you get up and take action? |
My Computer Beat Me At Chess But I Beat It At Kick Boxing |
| Beginnings are shakey, endings sad. Focus on the part in between. |
My Daughter Is Serving In Iraq |
| Change the World Start With Yourself |
My doctor told me I was fat. I said I wanted a second opinion. He said, 'OK, you're ugly too.' |
| Coexist |
My Dogma Peed On Your Karma |
| Eagles my soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines |
My Economy Is In The Tank |
| Eat what you want and die like a man |
My Get Up And Go got up and went |
| Eliminate Crime Legalize Everything |
My husband said he needed more space so I locked him outside |
| Experience is something you don't get until after you need it |
My jeep doesn't leak, it marks its territory |
| Follow Your Dreams except that one where you're at school in your underwear |
My Jeep Ran Over your *bleep* |
| Forbidden Fruit creates Many Jams |
My job has a new incentive plan- Work or get fired |
| Frisbeetarianism |
My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma |
| Happiness Is having A large Close-knit Family |
My keys are on the seat |
| I am a Deeply Superficial Person |
My Labrador Retriever is smarter than you honor student |
| I Discovered the Meaning of Life then forgot to write it down |
My Lawyer Can Beat Up Your Lawyer |
| I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it through not dying |
My Other Car Is A Broom |
| I have a new philosophy I'm only going to Dread One Day At A Time |
My Other Car Is a Jeep |
| I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens |
My Son Is Serving In Iraq |
| If you want to look out for #1 then don't step in #2 |
My wife said she needed more space, so I locked her outside |
| Imagine A World Without Hypothetical Situations |
My wife said, take me some place expensive, so I took her to a gas station |
| In Just Two Days tomorrow will be yesterday |
My wild oats have turned to Shredded Wheat |
| Is the glass Half Empty Or is it Half Full? Depends on who's buying. |
Never call chicks broads |
| It's easier to love humanity than to love your neighbor |
Never go up against a Sicillain when death is on the line |
| Life IS Too Short To Drink Cheap Beer |
Never marry a man who refers to the Rehearsal Dinner as the Last Supper |
| Live Life to the Full Today |
Never miss a good chance to shut up |
| Love Your Mother |
Never squat with your spurs on |
| May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions |
Never start vast projects with half vast ideas |
| Meddle not in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup |
No Elevator To Success please take the stairs |
| Never start vast projects with half vast ideas |
No job, no car, no money but I'm in a band! |
| One nuclear war can ruin your whole day |
No toxic waste. Ban Lutefisk .- funny bumper stickers |
| Remember, You're Unique just like everybody else |
No use being pessimistic it just wouldn't work |
| Science Can Explain Everything Except Luck and Love |
Normal is just a setting on the washing machine |
| Some days you're the dog, other days the hydrant |
Nostalgia it's not what it used to be |
| Suburbia: Where they cut down trees and name streets after them |
Not playing with full deck |
| The Best Things In Life Are Free (or have no interest or payments for one full year) |
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool |
| The difference between Genius & Stupidity is that genius has its limits |
Now We're Really Skrewed |
| The man who thinks he's a leader but turns to see no one following is only going for a walk |
Obama & Biden 2008 |
| The right to do something is not the same as being right in doing it |
Obama A Hope For Change |
| The Second Mouse Gets the Cheese |
Obama Oh Bummer |
| The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made. |
Obama Time For Change |
| There's a lot of Human Nature In People |
Of course we're communicating, can we not talk about it |
| Those who live by sword get shot by those who don't |
Oil companies suck the money right out of your wallet |
| Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday |
One Financial Collapse Ruin Your Whole Day |
| Today is Yesterday's Tomorrow |
One nuclear war can ruin your whole day |
| Unskrew the inscrutable |
One person's humiliation is another's entertainment |
| We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give |
One Useless Man |
| What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about? |
One Wall Street Crash Can Ruin Your Whole Day 2008 |
| What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about? |
Only dead fish go with the flow |
| What we do in life echoes in eternity |
Only One Oar In The Water |
| What's a nice person like me doing in a place like this? |
OPEC Sucks |
| Wherever you go, that's where you'll be |
OPut Of Iraq Now |
| While you're making a living, don't forget to make a life |
Oxymoron#1 I'm from the government and I'm here to help |
| Why does opportunity knock, but temptation walks right in? |
Peace Through Victory. Win the War |
| Woo hoo, what a ride! |
Pedro For President |
| Your lot in life- will you use it for parking or building? |
Pessimist-Someone who complains about noise when opportunity knocks |
| Pirate |
PETA-People Eating Tasty Animals |
| Ahoy Thar Mateys |
PMS 24-7 |
| Avast Me Hearties |
PMS-pass my shotgun |
| Avast Ye Landlubber |
PMS-people make me sick |
| Blow Me Down |
PMS-perpetual munching spree |
| Dread Pirate Roberts |
PMS-pimples may surface |
| Fifteen Men On A Dead Man's Chest |
PMS-pissy mood syndrome |
| I'll Take Ye Down To Davey Jones Locker |
PMS-plainly men suck |
| Prepare To Be Boarded |
PMS-potential murder suspect |
| Ramming Speed |
PMS-provide me with sweets |
| Shiver Me Timbers |
PMS-psychotic mood sift |
| Ye Be Walking The Plank |
PMS-puffy mid section |
| Ye Scallywag |
Pokemon, Rastafarian Proctologist |
| Ye Scurvy Seadog |
Poli-Tics, Poly many many, Tics small blood sucking parasites |
| Yo Ho Ho and A Bottle Of Rum |
Politics Empty Promises Empty Excuses |
| Politics |
Politics the second oldest profession it's a lot like the first |
| 90% of politics is deciding whom to blame |
POW-MIA Always missed, never forgotten |
| 99% of Politicians Give The Rest A Bad Name |
Predestined To Be an Arminian |
| A Government Which Robs Peter To Pay Paul |
Prepare To Be Boarded |
| ACLU Anti Christian Looneys' Union |
Procrastinate Now |
| Al Gore the bigfoot of carbon footprints |
Proud & Free |
| Annoy A Conservative Think For Yourself |
Put Christ Back In Christmas |
| Annoy A Liberal Think For Yourself |
Ramming Speed |
| Annoy a Liberal Work Hard and Be Happy |
Re Elect Rossi Again |
| Anyone But Hillary Clinton |
Re-Elect Hillary? |
| Anyone can sit up take notice. Will you get up and take action? |
Real women don't have flashes they have Power Surges |
| Bail Me Out Too |
Reintarnation, coming back to life as a Hillbilly |
| Balance The Budget |
Remember 9 11 |
| Billion Here Billion There Soon You're Talking Real Money |
Remember, You're Unique just like everybody else |
| Born Free Taxed To Death |
Researchers should develop a Serum For Tax Bite |
| Both sides are wrong |
Road To Hell Paved With Conservatives |
| Congress Is Like A Baby |
Road To Hell Paved With Liberals |
| Congressional Economics- if it moves tax it, if it keeps moving regulate it, if it stops moving subsidize it |
Romance-Ecstatic Cling |
| Conservatives Aren't Ignorant |
Rugby (w/Skull graphic) |
| Convicted Felon And I Vote |
Rugby no winners, just survivors, no spectators, just witnesses |
| Defeat Osama, Obama & Chelsea's Mama |
Rugby Players Eat Their Dead |
| Democracy Who Will Get Blame |
Rugby-Trample The Weak, Hurdle the Dead |
| Disagreement Is Not Hatred |
Sacred Cows make Great Burgers |
| Do skeletons have politicians in their closets? |
Save a carrot. Eat a steak |
| Don't Blame Me I Didn't Vote For Anyone |
Science Can Explain Everything Except Luck and Love |
| Don't Blame Me I Voted For Dino Rossi- Political Bumper Stickers |
Secure Our Borders |
| Don't Blame Me I Voted For Jack Sparrow |
Semper Fi-The few, the proud, the U.S. Marine corps |
| Don't Blame Me I Voted For Joe Walsh |
Send McCain Down The Drain |
| Don't Blame Me I Voted For Kerry/Edwards |
She got the gold mine, I got the shaft |
| Don't Blame Me I Voted For Pat Paulsen |
She's Not My Governor |
| Don't Blame Me I Voted For The Other Guy |
Shiver Me Timbers |
| Don't Blame Me I Voted For The Smothers Brothers |
Silly boys Jeeps Are For Girls |
| Don't Blame Me I Voted For Waldo |
Silly boys-trucks are for girls |
| Don't Blame Me Voted For Jon Stewart |
Since the government can take my land for any reason, I assume they're going to pay my mortgage and property taxes? |
| Don't give a politician the keys to the city, change the locks instead |
So Far Behind I'll Never Die |
| Drill Offshore Now |
Social Security Check Dispencer |
| Ever seen an Undernourished Politician? |
Some days you're the dog, other days the hydrant |
| Fight organized Crime, Don't Re-elect Anyone |
Some days you're the seagull other days the statue |
| Fricken Politicians |
Some people are afraid of heights, personally I'm afraid of widths |
| George, Dick & Robert (3 Stooges) |
Someday we'll look back on all this ans plow into a parked car |
| Give blood-Politicians need to eat too |
Sorry I Don't Date Outside My Species |
| Give Peace A Chance |
Sorry I only date carbon-based life forms |
| Global Warming Use the AC in your SUV |
Speak your mind but drive a fast car |
| Gore Environmental Hypocrite |
Speak your mind but ride a fast horse |
| Government Big Enough To Give You Everything |
Stop global warming, live like Al Gore |
| He's Not My Governor |
Stop repeat offenders, don't re-elect them |
| Health Coverage For All |
Strip mining prevents forest fires |
| Hillary in 2008? I'm Moving to Canada |
Suburbia: Where they cut down trees and name streets after them |
| Hillary (w/hammer & sickle) |
Support green peas |
| Hillary does the work of three men. Moe, Curly and Larry |
Support our troops, bring 'em home |
| Hillary-she's not my man |
Support Our Troups |
| Hillary-She's Not My President |
Supreme Court eminent domain land grab decision |
| How Much Excise does it take to keep Uncle Sam fiscally fit? |
Supreme Court-They have what it takes to take what you have |
| I Love Hillary |
Supreme Court-They'll make you an Offer Can't Refuse |
| I love my country. It's the government I'm afraid of |
Take A Valium |
| I Used To Be A Democrat Then I Woke Up |
Taking it in the rump at the pump |
| I Used to Be a Republican Then I Woke Up |
Talk is cheap, unless congress is in session |
| I Want My Country Back |
Taxation with representation ain't so hot either |
| I'd Rather Hunt With Cheney Than Drive With Kennedy |
Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun |
| I'm dead and I vote |
Televangelists-The pro wrestlers of religion |
| I'm patriotic I voted twice |
Thank you vets and welcome home |
| If a politician has A pulse don't trust 'em |
The trouble with political jokes is that they get elected |
| If BS was fuel the government could energize the whole world |
The Answer Is 42 |
| If progress means move forward, what does Congress mean? |
The Average Dog Is Nicer Than The Average Person |
| Illegal Alien And I Vote |
The Best Things In Life Are Free (or have no interest or payments for one full year) |
| Impeach Bush |
The best way to save face is to keep the lower half shut |
| IRS-They have what it takes to take what you have |
The cheese slid off my cracker |
| Is it 2008 yet? |
The difference between Genius & Stupidity is that genius has its limits |
| It doesn't take a village, it takes a mother and a father |
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers |
| It's That Time of Year (elections) |
The man who thinks he's a leader but turns to see no one following is only going for a walk |
| Just Say No to Political Correctness |
The meek inherit earth but the lawyers will take 40% |
| Liberals Not Ignorant |
The more I'm around people the more I like my dog |
| Life's a bitch don't vote for one |
The more things change the more they stay insane |
| Oil companies suck the money right out of your wallet |
The problem with doing nothing is knowing when you're finished |
| One Financial Collapse Ruin Your Whole Day |
The problem with gene pool is that there's no lifeguard |
| One Wall Street Crash Can Ruin Your Whole Day 2008 |
The right to do something is not the same as being right in doing it |
| OPEC Sucks |
The Second Mouse Gets the Cheese |
| OPut Of Iraq Now |
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made. |
| Oxymoron#1 I'm from the government and I'm here to help |
The sooner I fall behind, the more time I'll have to catch up |
| Poli-Tics, Poly many many, Tics small blood sucking parasites |
The STD Clinic Called. Stop sharing the love |
| Politics Empty Promises Empty Excuses |
The Supreme Court has inspired a new state song-Your Land is Our Land |
| Politics the second oldest profession it's a lot like the first |
The VD clinic called. Stop sharing the love. |
| Re Elect Rossi Again |
The wages of sin depend on the deal you make with the publishers |
| Re-Elect Hillary? |
The weather is here, wish you were beautiful |
| Researchers should develop a Serum For Tax Bite |
Then God Created Coffee and behold it was good |
| Road To Hell Paved With Conservatives |
There are tens kinds of people-Those who understand binary and those who don't |
| Road To Hell Paved With Liberals |
There're 2 problems with lawyer jokes. Lawyers don't think they're funny, nobody else thinks they're jokes |
| Secure Our Borders |
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot |
| She's Not My Governor |
There's a lot of Human Nature In People |
| Since the government can take my land for any reason, I assume they're going to pay my mortgage and property taxes? |
There's no excuse for laziness but I'm working on it |
| Social Security Check Dispencer |
These colors don't run |
| Stop repeat offenders, don't re-elect them |
These Colors Don't Run The Whole World |
| Supreme Court eminent domain land grab decision |
They say we only use 10% of our brain. Just think if we used the other 60% |
| Supreme Court-They have what it takes to take what you have |
This is a Car Not Bumper Car don't tailgate |
| Supreme Court-They'll make you an Offer Can't Refuse |
Those who live by sword get shot by those who don't |
| Talk is cheap, unless congress is in session |
Time For Another Boston Tea Party |
| Taxation with representation ain't so hot either |
Time to repress another memory |
| Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun |
Time- It keeps everything from happening at once |
| The trouble with political jokes is that they get elected |
Tis Season To Be Jolly |
| The Supreme Court has inspired a new state song-Your Land is Our Land |
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday |
| Time For Another Boston Tea Party |
Today is Yesterday's Tomorrow |
| Too bad that everyone who knows how to run the country is busy doing something else |
Too bad that everyone who knows how to run the country is busy doing something else |
| Under Republicans man exploits man. Under Democrats it's just the opposites |
Too many lawyers, too little justice |
| Vote Blue |
Toys in the attic |
| Vote Democrat Its Better Than Working |
U.S. Air Frorce |
| Vote Red |
U.S. Army |
| Wage Peace |
U.S. Marine Corps the few the proud |
| War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left |
U.S. Marine Corps the few, the proud |
| Ward Churchill For President (of France) |
U.S. Marines |
| Ward Churchill has a big mouth, a small brain, and an even smaller heart |
U.S. Navy |
| We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office |
Ugly Car Club of America chart member. This car is hereby certified "butt ugly" |
| What Happened To Shock & Awe |
Ugly Car Owners Unite. That's the car not the owner |
| When I See Gas Prices I Think About Another Boston Tea Party |
Under Republicans man exploits man. Under Democrats it's just the opposites |
| Who Would Jesus Abort? |
United We Stand |
| Who Would Jesus Bomb? |
Unskrew the inscrutable |
| Will There Be Anything Left After The Lawyers and Politicians Are Done |
Unto Us A Child Is Born |
| Woman president yes, Hillary no way |
Up Your Meds |
| Wondering about the Supreme Court? Remember this, they're Lawyers |
Vegetarian Old Indian Word For Bad Hunter |
| Quotes-Movie Lines |
Very nice |
| #53 |
Veterans-thanks for your sacrifice |
| Be careful reading health books. You may die of a misprint |
Vintage Dude |
| Dread Pirate Roberts |
Vote Blue |
| Fricken' Idiot |
Vote Democrat Its Better Than Working |
| Gimme, gimme, gimme, I need, I need, I need |
Vote For Inexperience Obama & Palin |
| Givin' Evil Hell |
Vote Red |
| Guns don't kill people, I do |
Vroom Vroom |
| I Am Spartacus |
Wage Peace |
| I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore |
War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left |
| I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too |
Ward Churchill For President (of France) |
| I'm Disinclined to Acquiesce to your Request |
Ward Churchill has a big mouth, a small brain, and an even smaller heart |
| I'm Free Of All Prejudices I Hate Everyone Equally |
Wassamatta U |
| I'm not a slacker I'm doing' the stuff! |
We don't need more Guns, we need more Bazookas |
| In Miami We Never Close |
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office |
| Inconceivable! |
We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give |
| Never go up against a Sicillain when death is on the line |
We voted no to taxes, we meant no! I-601,695, 747, 776 |
| The Answer Is 42 |
We'll burn that bridge when we come to it |
| Yabba Dabba Do! |
Welcome to Alabama now go home |
| You killed my father, prepare to die |
Welcome To Alaska now go home |
| You're just jealous that I've been chatting online with hot babes all day |
Welcome to America Now Learn English |
| You've failed me for the last time |
Welcome To Arizona now go home |
| Religious |
Welcome To Arkansas now go home |
| ACLU Anti Christian Looneys' Union |
Welcome to California now go home |
| As long as there's tests there'll be prayer in school |
Welcome To Colorado now go home |
| Calvinist by free choice |
Welcome To Connecticut now go home |
| Eternity-Smoking or Non-smoking |
Welcome To DC now go home |
| For Fast Relief Take 2 Tablets |
Welcome To Delaware now go home |
| Forbidden Fruit creates Many Jams |
Welcome To Florida now go home |
| Heaven Goes By Favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out, and your dog would go in. |
Welcome To Georgia now go home |
| Heck is where people go who don't believe in Gosh |
Welcome To Hawaii now go home |
| In case of the rapture can I have your car? |
Welcome To Idaho now go home |
| In God We Trust all others pay cash |
Welcome To Illinois now go home |
| IXOYE |
Welcome To Indiana now go home |
| Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're a jerk |
Welcome To Iowa now go home |
| Jesus Save Me From Your Followers |
Welcome To Kansas now go home |
| Judge each day not by the harvest you reap but by the seeds you sow |
Welcome To Kentucky now go home |
| Lead me not into temptation. I can find it just fine by myself |
Welcome To Louisiana now go home |
| My Dogma Peed On Your Karma |
Welcome To Maine now go home |
| My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma |
Welcome To Maryland now go home |
| Predestined To Be an Arminian |
Welcome To Massachusetts now go home |
| Televangelists-The pro wrestlers of religion |
Welcome To Michigan now go home |
| The wages of sin depend on the deal you make with the publishers |
Welcome To Minnesota now go home |
| Who Would Jesus Abort? |
Welcome To Mississippi now go home |
| Who Would Jesus Bomb? |
Welcome To Missouri now go home |
| Why does opportunity knock, but temptation walks right in? |
Welcome To Montana now go home |
| Rude |
Welcome To Nebraska now go home |
| !@#$%!* |
Welcome To Nevada now go home |
| After I Cook the Vegetables what do I do with the wheelchairs? |
Welcome To New Hampshire now go home |
| All Extremists should be Shot |
Welcome To New Jersey now go home |
| Anybody going slower than you is an idiot. Anyone going faster than you is a maniac. |
Welcome To New Mexico now go home |
| Aren't you due back at the lab to get your bolts tightened? |
Welcome To New York now go home |
| As If |
Welcome To North Carolina now go home |
| Bumper stickers are stupid |
Welcome To North Dakota now go home |
| Do I look like a freakin' people person? |
Welcome To Ohio now go home |
| Don't Even |
Welcome To Oklahoma now go home |
| Fricken' Idiot |
Welcome To Oregon now go home |
| Give blood your insurance company is thirsty |
Welcome To Pennsylvania now go home |
| Guns don't kill people, I do |
Welcome To Rhode Island now go home |
| Hang up and drive |
Welcome To South Carolina now go home |
| Happiness is a North Bound Yankee |
Welcome To South Dakota now go home |
| Has the wizard gotten back to you on that brain? |
Welcome To Tennessee now go home |
| Have A Nice Day somewhere else |
Welcome To Texas now go home |
| Honk if you love peace & quiet |
Welcome To The Obamanation |
| Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired From a Car Window |
Welcome To Utah now go home |
| How is my driving? Call: (SUM) 1-WHO-CARES |
Welcome To Vermont now go home |
| I brake for red lights |
Welcome To Virginia now go home |
| I Brake For Tailgaters |
Welcome To Washington now go home |
| I Can Only Please One Person Per Day. Guess What Today Is Not Your Day |
Welcome To West Virginia now go home |
| I May Be Fat but You're Ugly I can lose weight. Can you lose ugly? |
Welcome To Wisconsin now go home |
| I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception |
Welcome To Wyoming now go home |
| I would have wrote you a letter but I couldn't spell yuck |
Well behaved women rarely make history |
| I'd like to find your inner child and kick its little ass |
What crawled inside of you and died? |
| I'd love to help you out, which way did you come in? |
What do you call a psychic midget who escapes from prison |
| I'm OK You're OK everyone else is nuts |
What Happened To Shock & Awe |
| I've made smarter things than you by eating fiber |
What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about? |
| If it's Tourist Season why can't we shoot them? |
What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about? |
| If you can read this get off my ass |
What we do in life echoes in eternity |
| Ignoranus, someone that's stupid & an asshole |
What Would Jack Bauer Do |
| In God We Trust all others pay cash |
What Would Scooby Do |
| Is anyone on board your train of thought? |
What's a nice person like me doing in a place like this? |
| Just Say No to Political Correctness |
When a country forgets its defenders, it will itself be forgotten |
| Laugh at yourself one in a while. Everyone else does |
When golfers talk about their score, you don't know the half of it |
| My Dogma Peed On Your Karma |
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction |
| My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma |
When I See Gas Prices I Think About Another Boston Tea Party |
| My Labrador Retriever is smarter than you honor student |
When the chips are down the buffalo is empty |
| PMS 24-7 |
Where The Hell Is Frostbite Falls |
| PMS-pass my shotgun |
Wherever you go, that's where you'll be |
| PMS-people make me sick |
While being open minded your brain fell out |
| PMS-perpetual munching spree |
While you're making a living, don't forget to make a life |
| PMS-pimples may surface |
Who Would Jesus Abort? |
| PMS-pissy mood syndrome |
Who Would Jesus Bomb? |
| PMS-plainly men suck |
Who ya gonna believe, me or your own eyes? |
| PMS-potential murder suspect |
Why be an outlaw when it's legal to be a lawyer |
| PMS-provide me with sweets |
Why does opportunity knock, but temptation walks right in? |
| PMS-psychotic mood sift |
Why Don't Snakes Bite Lawyers? Professional courtesy. |
| PMS-puffy mid section |
Why is it so hot? And what am I doing in this handbasket? |
| Sorry I only date carbon-based life forms |
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker |
| Take A Valium |
Will There Be Anything Left After The Lawyers and Politicians Are Done |
| The best way to save face is to keep the lower half shut |
Will Work For Fuel |
| The problem with gene pool is that there's no lifeguard |
Winning- Getting Up one more time than you're knocked down |
| The STD Clinic Called. Stop sharing the love |
Without Christ There's No Christmas |
| The VD clinic called. Stop sharing the love. |
Woman president yes, Hillary no way |
| The weather is here, wish you were beautiful |
Women & cats will do as they please, Men and dogs should relax and get used to it |
| Up Your Meds |
Wondering about the Supreme Court? Remember this, they're Lawyers |
| Welcome to America Now Learn English |
Woo hoo, what a ride! |
| What crawled inside of you and died? |
Ya Think? |
| While being open minded your brain fell out |
Yabba Dabba Do! |
| Ya Think? |
Ye Be Walking The Plank |
| Your village called- They're missing their idiot. |
Ye Scallywag |
| Sports |
Ye Scurvy Seadog |
| Aggresive by nature Rugby by choice |
Yes We Can |
| Golf-The Proof In in the Putting |
Yes We Did |
| Golfers are Happiest when they're Below par |
Yo Ho Ho and A Bottle Of Rum |
| Huskies Lockered & Loaded |
You Can't Fall Off The Floor |
| I Love Snorkeling |
You can't get there from here |
| I went to fight and a Rugby match broke out |
You killed my father, prepare to die |
| It's better to lose at Rugby than to win at Softball |
You were only a Splinter as I slid down the Bannister Of Life |
| Rugby (w/Skull graphic) |
You're Cute When you're Angry |
| Rugby no winners, just survivors, no spectators, just witnesses |
You're just jealous that I've been chatting online with hot babes all day |
| Rugby Players Eat Their Dead |
You're only young once but immaturity can last a lifetime |
| Rugby-Trample The Weak, Hurdle the Dead |
You've failed me for the last time |
| When golfers talk about their score, you don't know the half of it |
Your lot in life- will you use it for parking or building? |
| Students |
Your village called- They're missing their idiot. |
| College student hanging a BA |
Zero to 60 in 45 minutes |
| College student working on BS |
| If you can read this thank a teacher. If you're reading this in English thank a soldier |
| Wassamatta U |
| Work-Profession |
| Ambition is a poor excuse to not be lazy |
| Bureaurcracy Method for changing energy into solid waste |
| Chaos, panic disorder. My work here is done. |
| Committee-A group that takes minutes and loses hours |
| Give 100 percent At Work-10% on Monday... |
| Hard Work has a Future Pay-off laziness pays off now |
| Hard work may not kill me, but hey, why take chances |
| My boss says I'm Getting A Raise when hell freezes over |
| My job has a new incentive plan- Work or get fired |
| No Elevator To Success please take the stairs |
| There's no excuse for laziness but I'm working on it |
| Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker |
