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Funny Quotes and Bumper Stickers

Have you noticed that there is a special kind of person who has a way of saying something in a unique way that makes you laugh, or makes you think? I've always enjoyed reading, seeing and hearing funny quotes and bumper stickers, in particular. The quotes and stickers that make you laugh AND think are the best. A funny quote on a bumper sticker is a great combination! I love it when someone says something simple, yet profound and true. Here's a funny quote from Mark Twain:


If you've had occasion to deal with a lot of people, you know that this quote is both funny and true! Yet it's put so simply, the essence of profound, funny quotes.

Then, of course, we have the stupid, funny quotes. Check out what some of your favorite people have allegedly said:

Question: "If you could live forever, would you and why?"

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal antismoking campaign (I bet you didn't know this before.)

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC. (I guess this isn't really a stupid funny quote, just a stupid one! Should I now feel safe moving to DC?)

"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst (Maybe Norman was Albert's brother who came up with the theory F=ND3?)

Pretty funny? They're not exactly bumper sticker material, but funny quotes none-the-less!

Here at BumperSnickerz.com we've used a number of funny quotes on our bumper stickers. All of our bumper stickers in the “Movie Lines” category are quotes and we have other funny quotes scattered throughout our selection of bumper stickers. Just scroll to the top and click on the "Bumper Sticker Index" selections to look for funny quotes. (You can also search for bumper stickers with the "Search-4-Snickers" feature below the listing of categories). We've also adapted many quotes so that they're short enough to fit on a bumper sticker.

In closing, we leave you with this funny quote from Danny Ozark, manager of the Philadelphia Phillies, and thankfully is not a math professor:

"Half this game is ninety percent mental."

I hope this little article on funny quotes and bumper stickers made you smile! We're always interested in what our customers like in funny quotes. That's why we've provided the "Suggest-a-Sticker" feature on our web site. While we don't pay for bumper sticker or funny quote ideas, we can tell you it's pretty cool to make a sticker suggestion and then see it in print! So, if you want to suggest a funny quote and bumper sticker idea, go for it!

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