"Stick It To 'Em" With Funny Bumper Stickers!

In Washington state, of course, we have this debate going about our voting process. It stems from the governor's election, with Gov. Christine Gregoire vs (elected then unelected) Dino Rossi. Allegedly, votes were cast by people who were dead (too weird!), convicted felons, illegal aliens (Fox Mulder was right) and some people who voted twice. And they keep finding boxes of uncounted ballots here and there. Our response? Bumper stickers!

So far, we have ten bumper sticker designs for this one. Click on the sticker you like:

No matter which side of the election you find yourself on, you gotta admit, something is wrong here. Dead people should NOT be voting. They should be visiting dead relatives, playing their harps or doing something more appropriate to dead people.

In the 80s I saw this movie called "C.H.U.D.S." These "Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers" were zombies that went around doing a lot of weird stuff. But I don't remember any of them VOTING for crying out loud. The authorities tried to kill the CHUDs, but as they were already dead, it didn't work. A real classic. Now, what to do with the dead voters of Washington State? Should we let them know they shouldn't vote by holding a seance or with a bumper sticker?! You know we're biased.

Have you noticed how responsive our elected officals are to our desire for no new taxes? I haven't:

Also, for those of you who wish to discourage further migration to our great state by "foreigners" we offer you this bumper sticker:

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